The Fable Misfits
The Wackiness of aromas awaits—are you ready to put your beard to the ultimate test?
Hair Band Hank
Meet Hairband Hank, the wild and charismatic rockstar of the Fable Misfits!
Unleash your inner rocker as you dive into the invigorating blend of Feelgood Watermelon, 80’s Hairmetal Cologne, and Groupie Musk.
Hairband Hank's unique scent profile is designed to bring out the rockstar in you, leaving your beard with a head-banging freshness that will surely turn heads.
So, if you're ready to rock out and embrace your inner rebel, Hairband Hank is the perfect choice to set your beard apart from the crowd!
Scent Profile - Feelgood Watermelon, 80’s Hairmetal Cologne, and Groupie Musk
Pimple Paul's blend dares to challenge the status quo, bringing forth an unforgettable experience that defies convention.
Embrace the unexpected and let Pimple Paul's scent unleash your adventurous spirit.
Don't be surprised if this distinctive combination becomes your new favorite - after all, embracing the peculiar is what being a Misfit is all about.
So, if you're ready to step into uncharted olfactory territory and make a statement that's uniquely your own, Pimple Paul is here to take you on an unforgettable aromatic adventure.
Dare to be different, embrace the extraordinary - embrace Pimple Paul!
Scent Profile - Rainy Day Basement, Damp Musty Woods, and Cheap Body Spray
Gangreen Gary's aroma is a sickening concoction that will leave you both horrified and strangely fascinated.
The sickly sweetness of creamy coconut masks the underlying stench of festering bandages, while the putrid notes of wet drainage add a nauseating layer of decay.
Just when you think it couldn't get worse, the unsettling hint of good patient lollipops brings a disconcerting twist to this vile symphony of smells.
Embrace the grotesque, as Gangreen Gary defies all notions of conventional grooming scents.
Only those brave enough to confront the abhorrent will dare to wear this putrid blend.
If you seek to make a statement that challenges societal norms and revels in the macabre, Gangreen Gary will take you on an unforgettable journey into the realm of the disgustingly extraordinary.
Embrace the repulsive, embrace the vile - embrace Gangreen Gary, if you dare!
Scent Profile - Creamy Coconut Bandages, Wet Drainage, and Good Patient Lolipop